Sleep perchace to dream

From somewhat limited discussions on the topic, spankings rarely turn up in the dreams of spankophiles, and when they do, the dreamlike qualities of dreams make such spankings quite unrealistic.

The first problem comes from the way dreams actually get processed by the somnolent brain - a repeat of the same event turns out differently the second time.   If, in a dream you go out of a room and return back into the same room, the room will have changed substantially during the few dream moments you were outside of it.   This is not some oddity, it is the way in which dreams work.   Suppose you were able to look closely at the back of your dream hand while dreaming:  it would not look like the one you see during the day:  the dream one would be an almost fluidlike surface, constantly changing in pattern as you look at it.

And there are at least two huge problems with dream spankings.   A dream arm cannot "move" through the air at the same speed as a real life one.   If you carry out a spanking, it will be delivered in slow motion by a leaden arm.   A similar sensation is also felt when you try to run:  your dream legs cannot move as quickly as real life ones, and you will experience "lead-legs".

Furthermore, it is nearly impossible to feel pain in a dream, except as an echo of a real pain the body is experiencing at the time.   If you go to bed with an un-spanked bottom, no dream can give it any sort of realistic tingle.   If your butt should be freshly spanked, then your dream might possibly reflect an existing pain sensation, even though it cannot create a new one.  

The personal dynamics of a dream spanking can easily reflect your conflicted attitude towards your own interest in spanking.   If, like the vast majority of us, your liking for spankings is a closely kept secret, letting the cat out of the bag in a dream is just as difficult as if it were to occur in real life.  The horror of those people you know - who have turned up in your dream - learning your secret might be so strong as to wake you up as efficiently has having had a more traditional nightmare.

In sum, dream spankings rarely bring any deep pleasure to a spanko.   Once in a blue moon, you might experience one that was as good as watching an on line video.   Treasure the moment - it might be a long time before you get a repeat performance.