The English Vice

For reasons I do not really understand, the makers of English spanking videos seem to be in love with scolding.

All productions out of England seem to come with participants who are instructed to give extremely verbose reasons to the other participants why the spanking is taking place, and why it has to be extended for another set.

Some, but not all, European productions may have lengthy dialogue to explain the set up,  But when the time for action has arrived, the music, and each voice (except vocal yells of one intensity or another), is turned off until the last swish of the cane or crack of the paddle.

The basic problem every producer faces is that, on average, it takes only a couple of minutes to reduce the average bottom to its reasonable completion - and the aim is to produce a video of 30 to 60 minutes duration.

So one way is to have lengthy discourses between slaps on why the next slap is justified - for the fiction of just about every spanking video is that the recipient is an unwilling victim.    (That might be sort of true for some mid-European videos, for it is rumored that the participants are vanillas undergoing the ordeal for large sums of cash).   But in the UK, the young lady protests loudly, between yells, and the spanker fills time by wandering off, rubbing an afflicted buttock with tender fingers, and reminding all and sundry, at length of what crimes have been committed, what attitude has to be adjusted, and how disappointed they are that this is all necessary.

Having made the mistake of deciding that scolding is an ideal time filler, the next error is letting the participants wing it.   They ad-lib gaily along, inventing stuff up on the fly.   But the average actor is not particularly adept at being inventive, and tend to rely on the old stand-byes of breaking curfew, over spending and not doing chores.

Writing spanking fiction is not easy.   Giving the task to the actors does not improve the situation.

So, if our English colleagues don't wish to invest in scripts, perhaps they could use the standard European model of chat before and chat after.   If nothing else, it will make the task of producing cut down versions for our own viewing pleasure a lot easier to do.